✿Sad, rad, and bad at everything✿

I'm really lame.

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I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party


Oct 01 2014


  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]


Princess Bubblegum and Marceline~


i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 


hair is way too cute

why are sports bras so uncomfortable like sports suck as is why make bras for it suck 10x more